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Orcuo wrote:

I shot the sheriff

Why though

Orcuo wrote:

I shot the sheriff

Did you shoot the deputy?

Regional animal
Drop bear 🐨😂

Orcuo wrote:

Why not?

Give me a drink, bartender.

Orcuo wrote:

Nope, didn’t shoot the deputy.*throws beer bottle at your head*

Catches beer bottle and drinks through finger

Monarch Germany wrote:

Laughs evily

hee hee hee haw

Orcuo wrote:

Nope, didn’t shoot the deputy.*throws beer bottle at your head*

I can imagine this in real life, i was a bartender once, and i can agree with this...we do throw beer bottles at the customers heads.

Dhemixia wrote:

wear gold armor
set bonus is 1% chance when you kill an enemy it drops 1 gold
plus every 10 gold = 1% crit chance that caps at 15%
gold is OP early-game

I don't need that when my weapons have a 133% crit chance and 328 platinum.

Castraebar wrote:

I can imagine this in real life, i was a bartender once, and i can agreed with this...we do throw beer bottles at the customers heads.

Best thing is, you can get away with it. Most of them are too drunk to call the police.

Orcuo wrote:

Best thing is, you can get away with it. Most of them are too drunk to call the police.

What police? They are regular customers.

TescoPepsi wrote:

I don't need that when my weapons have a 133% crit chance and 328 platinum.

>:(
i'm in shadow going into slime god.
i have like 35% crit chance and have 5 plat.

TescoPepsi wrote:

Shadow armour for slime god?????

i think...
i might get hellstone though

Castraebar wrote:

I can imagine this in real life, i was a bartender once, and i can agree with this...we do throw beer bottles at the customers heads.

As a person with a head I agree with everything you say