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must be Obama's wiretapping
I need another nap.
Wow I missed Swarms return. Oh well, these things happen when Torch keeps using my receptionists as test subjects. And not returning them...
I guess it's a good thing we are sitting out of the nuclear war. Some of the experimental warheads down in the lab would make their best look like firecrackers. Totally unfair.
Those are our firecrackers down in the lab. We would be selling them, but Marketing needs to do a better job convincing people that nuclear weapons make for spectacular pyrotechnic displays.
All personnel are encouraged to take part in the Genesis Corporation Nuclear Sales program. Those who successfully sell 1000 units get a bobble head for their office. Take it as God Kek's blessing as our faction link contains the numbers 1337. Get to it folks.
As we climb from the fallout shelter on sublevel six we find that our sales campaign was not particularly profitable. While setting up the minibar my puppets came under attack by the Conventium faction owned by United Confederacy of Regions . Although four branches were lost we ultimately gained the upper hand when their main shield nation went offline. Hundreds of Genesian Postal III nuclear missiles battered and destroyed key enemy nations. Unfortunately the outcome of the battle will never truly be known as the Impetu faction finished off both Conventium and us...Almost.
With 1660 successfully delivered nuclear missiles I win the bobble head.
Salish gets an extra vacation day for actually joining, and since Salish was not destroyed we technically survived.
Now back to planning to plan on doing something. Eventually.
Hello
Hi! Don't mind the smell. The janitor was fired a few years back.
hey team whats cooking
Nothing. The cafeteria staff died when we rolled out our gunpowder spice cakes.
Howdy!
We're very pleased that embassies are open with our renewed region, The Bear Country.
We're having a fishing weekend, so come on over and try your paw!
Are depth charges allowed? We have a bit of an excess after the last deal fell through.
I suspect there are some environmental rules against that. I'd check the rule book, but it's kind of awkward with paws...
Déjà vu! It's that time of the week again!
Please cheer on our donkey Bear Ass in the Royal Ass Côte poll!
region=where_the_wild_things_are#poll
Regional pride is at stake!
WE WON! Thanks for voting us... Royal Ass of the Year???
Hey all, fishing weekend again in The Bear Country! You're welcome to come chill by the river.
Announcement: We are removing the safety rails from all of the balconies, catwalks, and highrise locations. Due to a dip in nuclear weapons sells this quarter we will have to make up the difference by selling off our handrails. Don't fall!
Also, due to budget cuts in the comforts department food in the cafeteria will no longer be cooked. Bring your own stove if you want your burger cooked that badly.
Welcome to the Genesis Corporation! I assure you the radiation here is completely under control.
All we ask of you is that you do absolutely nothing, this is the most efficient way to do something. Always buy Genesian, and above all else...Keep your ID badge on at all times. The security turrets don't take kindly to trespassers.
P.S. If you fail to follow conduct codes 1-8595, HR will dock your pay up to and in no amount less than %100. Keep that in mind.
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