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You did remember to hack into their prime directives and add "any attempt to arrest a senior TGC employee results in shutdown", right?
Yeah, I couldn't override the main directive though, "Priority one
Insure return of organism for analysis.
All other considerations secondary.
Crew expendable."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myiE_3MyMmo
^ Our security guard hard at work finding Paranodia's missing citizens.
#1 Most Scientifically Advanced in The Genesis Corporation! Must be all those [REDACTED] experiments utilising [REDACTED] that Paranoidian Scientists have been working on in [REDACTED] facilities.... Unfortunately further disclosure requires blue level security clearance and dna scans; Full Body Cavity searches are optional thankfully....
so guys, what's been up
Literally nothing. That should be pretty obvious.
That's why we're #1 in the world for procrastination!
Woohooooo! Also RIP Thingys again...
He'll be back
almost died guys, im back from the dead
Ever since Z-day, the phrase "back from the dead" is not a good one to be using around these there parts.......
Well looks like you've got another zombie now!
To be fair we were one of the only large regions to successfully cure the local outbreak with minimal casualties. Due in part to our sleepy residents of course.
Haha large regions. That was a long time ago my friend
270 out of almost 18000 isn't exactly small...
huh i didn't realise we were that high, there must be a lot of small regions out there!
Hello! How is everyone?
We're busy doing secret things. Very, very secret things. It may look like we're doing nothing, but that's just to throw them off.
hey oman! yeah we're just decomposing over here
We're decomposing rather slowly...Haven't even dropped below 40 for over two years.
We could open a line on cosmetics. Think of the profits.
Actually our labs have just approved clinical trials on volunteers of our new anti-aging serum - it's called Regenerate - a sure fire money maker.......
Here's the TV commercial we've got ready for release: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcrK-THMW68 - we're thinking of the end of the month would be perfect timing :)
Huh. Regional officers. Nifty. Would have been useful a few years ago.
Umbrella is scrawny. Genesis Corporation rekt Umbrella Corporation during the outbreak.
I bought their corporate logo wholesale in a fire sale , bargain!
So, um.. does anyone want to be a regional officer, now that its a thing?
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