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I have achieved rank 971 in Black Market sectors, by completely demolishing my Law Enforcement (which I was also top 1%) by declaring martial law.
I'm amazed how many people like pineapple on their pizza.
I'm delighted our embassies have opened. Should anyone have need of our services, please do get in touch. Meanwhile, we are serving tea and canapes in the embassy lobby. Please do help yourselves. And no, sadly the mini-pizza canapes do not have pineapple.
PAPA JOHNS
Hello yes i heard there were both bunnies AND fires here, is this true?
Oh, yay, wonderful!
Hello everyone, recently over in Oatland we've opened up our RMB to all members of embassy regions. In light of this I've started a monthly writing prompt on a trial basis, if the reception is good it will be a permanent thing. This months prompts are; The etymology of your nations name and A full breakfast in your nations.
if you'd like to be personally notified each time a new monthly prompt comes up like this post and I'll ping you through dispatch
It's good to be back oppressing my people.
Darn, and the pizza party I was throwing them was getting into full swing too. ;p
You have my permission to continue, provided it's oppression pizza.
Hello, how is it over at Flaming Bunny Land?
Quite trippy actually, unless you go to Windiria, then you go to gulag. :3
Hey! Only 78.9% of my people go to the gulag. Old Age is my largest cause of (confirmed) death! We're very happy here!
Hello everyone! Aclion here, just dropping in to let you know we have two new Writing prompts for this month; Your national animal and A regional dish. You can see the full description at page=rmb/postid=28465615
*leaves behind some aloe vera for those poor buns*
Hello there! Due to some new ideas, mainly by me, we are cutting back on the number of our embassies. From now on, THTHI are only accepting and holding embassies with active role playing regions. I'm sorry for the inconvenience in the closure of our embassies, and we wish you luck!
Hello everyone! Signups for the Oatland Winter Games are open. Full details are in the dispatch. Could an officer with the appropriate authority pin it please? Don't want people to miss out.
The Oatland Regional Games are an international sporting event held in Oatland. Its purpose is to promote sporting excellence and international brotherhood. The games are biannual, with winter games held in February and summer games held in June. Each game consists of numerous events in which athletes compete for the gold, silver and bronze metal. This years winter game has seven events: Figure Skating, Cross Country Skiing, Ice Hockey, Freestyle Skiing, the Biathlon, Alpine Skiing and a new event: Curling.
Figure Skating - Angèle Dior, Lionel Genet
Cross Country Skiing - Marc Gérald, Céline Berlioz
Ice Hockey - Yes
Freestyle Skiing - Philippe Jauffret, Gérald Pretre
the Biathlon - Christine Girard, Olivia Gaudreau, Jean-Yves Bachelot
Alpine Skiing - René Pascal, Marinette Derocles, Nathan Carré
Curling - Sara Lafaille
Eligibility
The games are open to all nations that are residents of Oatland, all nations that are Residents of a region that has an Embassy with Oatland and all nations have previously competed in the games.
How to participate
In order to compete nations should telegram a list of competing athletes to Aclion, the event organizer.
This list should contain the full name of each competing athlete as well as the event they will competing in.
Nations are currently limited to fourteen athletes total and are allowed to allocate up to five to each event. If an athlete is competing in more then one event then each entry is counted separately towards the nations total athlete pool.
The exception is the ice hockey event, in this event nations may only allocate one "competitor". This entry represents the nations hockey team so will just be named after that nation(unless you want to give a team name I guess)
Scoring
The exact system used for scoring is secret. However, nations should note that having a high heath stat will give them a small advantage in the games, nations can also gain an advantage by shrewd allocation of their athletes.
Nations can also take advantage of various bonuses, which are added to their athletes scores. Nations can earn team-wide bonuses by publishing team logos, uniform designs and anthems. Additionally nations that publish short biographies of competitors can earn a bonus for that competitor. Nations can also earn a bonus in a specific sport simply by electing to have it. Please be sure to submit all material for by the sign-up deadline if you wish it to count towards your score.
Additionally athletes which earned medals in the previous winter games will automatically receive a bonus if they return to compete in the same event.
Schedule of events
Feb 1st: Signup deadline
Feb 4th: Opening Ceremonies
Feb 7th: Figure Skating
Feb 9th: Cross Country Skiing
Feb 12th: Ice Hockey
Feb 15th: Freestyle Skiing
Feb 19th: Biathlon
Feb 22nd: Alpine Skiing
Feb 25th: Curling
Feb 28th: Closing Ceremonies
Participants:
Oatland:
The Peoples Place of Living
The ascended transhumanist sociocracy
Kia gree
Aclion
Lennia
The Democratic Commonwealth:
Reszland
Folina
America JB
Algrenery:
Pakistanistanistan
Equestria:
Revolutionary equestria
The Bunny Fire:
The Onigiri Enclave
Fishy Apples - Anthem and Biographies
Mr moneys fortress:
Finmany
Earthbound immortal squad - Flag, anthem and biographies
Forest:
Uan aa Boa - Memo
Results:
Figure Skating
Gold: Angelina Couvet of Lennia
Cross Country Skiing
Gold: Eduard Fooflia of The Peoples Place of Living
Bronze: Angel Gasley of Finmany
Ice Hockey
Freestyle Skiing
Biathlon
Gold: Diarrhea Dan the Dandy Duke of The Onigiri Enclave
Silver: Dorgomanda the Death Eater of The Onigiri Enclave
Alpine Skiing
Gold: Kordall Alturo of The Peoples Place of Living
Silver: Eduard Fooflia of The Peoples Place of Living
Bronze: Oliver Revilo The Peoples Place of Living
Curling
Gold: Emile Hortsmigah of The Peoples Place of Living
Bronze: Kimbuala Itsele Uan aa Boa
Also happy new year from Oatland. 🥂
It's still barely new years here, so it's not late, right?
Fishy Apples and The newsstand
Read All About It! This week:
- The Force Flyer - will Force leave SCUT?
- More Euro Gazette
- The FCG Tribune returns
Elsewhere:
- Visit the World Arts Fair
- And play 🔺Higher or Lower?🔻 at The Sands
Hello everyone just so you know, signups for the Oatland Winter Games are closing in a little less then a week, so if you have not set up a roster please do so.
Also I have a writing prompt for Jan/Feb (Yes extremely late.) The topic is your nation's main industry. What makes your nation so attractive to it? Is it good policies, the right resources, or did you just ban everything else? Let us know over in the RMB.
The Oatland Winter Games have officially begun, with over two hundred athletes competing; representing fifteen nations and seven regions.
The Bunny Fire is being represented by nations 
Fishy Apples and 
The Onigiri Enclave
On behalf of everyone in Oatland I wish each and every athlete the best of luck in the coming events.
Read All About It! This Week:
- The new Conventian Report
- Revealed! A Wolf in Zombie's Clothing, from The Rejected Times
- The third Drisbelian Post shows the route to reform,
- and the fourth pop's it's cork!
Your chance to sign up for NS' premier Baseball RP!
The Worldly Debate - What is Free Will?
And get ready for ♠♥Baccarat♦♣ at The Sands!
Well. Bet SOMEONE feels pretty cool about their nation's card.
The Onigiri Enclave and Trotskioye
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