The Bar on the corner of every regionBoard

Sprays, cleans, and polishes the RMB...
_{...which was especially dirty after someone got a little overexcited with their RP.}

Consuela de la Morrela wrote:

Sprays, cleans, and polishes the RMB...
_{...which was especially dirty after someone got a little overexcited with their RP.}

get sprayed with cleaner

Definitely toby wrote:

get sprayed with cleaner

WET T-SHIRT COMPETITION!!!

Pulls lever on sprinkler system.

Pricane wrote:

Accept the embassy between here and The Actual Set of Snuff Pron at the Bar. We need this. You need this. You'll sell more.

I mean you did say this is what bars are for. Apart from the grimdark, what if we want some fun romance.

I have a 18+ mind but god no I don’t want to be banned and also I don’t want the younglings to see stuff they won’t be able to unsee

Incognito space force wrote:

On that note, you wouldn't happen to have some Wild Turkey Kentucky straight bourbon? Here, take these in exchange, I salvaged them from our gift shop.

While recent events suggest "straight" might not be an applicable criterion for our bourbon, we do indeed have a few dozen vats of Wild and Crazy Turkey out back. Here--suck on the end of this hose, and I'll go open the spigot. Uh ... at least I think this is the one that's connected to the bourbon vat, instead of the toilet cleaner.

Consuela de la Morrela wrote:

WET T-SHIRT COMPETITION!!!
Pulls lever on sprinkler system.

Argh! And this was my good T-shirt, too. *Flexes pecs*

_{Please tell me this won't become a recurring event like the Weekend Poetry Contest.}

Pricane wrote:

Accept the embassy between here and The Actual Set of Snuff Pron at the Bar. [...] I mean you did say this is what bars are for. Apart from the grimdark, what if we want some fun romance.

Drunkndisorderly wrote:

Oh boy, nope, nope and nope. Too risky, and risque as there are youngins at the Bar. Players may come here just to post there. Plus there is the NS moderators which dont want to the recipient of their wrath.

Not to whack the deceased equine unnecessarily, while I did mention the "Snuff Pron" set in a random comment, that was just a random comment, once and done, and making that an actual "thing"/region is a little too over-the-top for sustainability, on a topic that would likely incur the NS Moderators' attention. Since the Moderators tend to nuke first and ask questions never, names that reference incendiary topics would be one of those "just provoking them" areas that never works well for the players.

We here in this Bar can't police the rest of NS, but we can (and usually do) police ourselves. Yes, we do sometimes lurch toward the risque, but we lurch back too, and a full-time region whose name references something that's a Big Red Button for many people might not be the best direction to pursue.

My two cents. Your mileage may vary. Offer void where prohibited or regulated by law.

Brocklandia wrote:

You're focusing on the wrong question. The right question is: What is Definitely toby changing into? As mutagenic as pretty much everything we serve can be, there's no way of predicting; the ghosts are just curious about the end-result ... which for all we know might be a ghost-eating life form. Caution is always good, right?

I need help. I'm turning purple.

Brocklandia wrote:

So, you're becoming an oversided grape, an eggplant, or one of the most common forms of skin cancer? So far so good.

If turning a color is where you need help, I can douse you with paint. Hmm--should I reach for the purple, or the fluorescent orange?

I would choose fluorescent orange. Ralph likes eggplants and he may come back from behind the dumpster and snatch away.

Brocklandia wrote:

You're focusing on the wrong question. The right question is: What is Definitely toby changing into? As mutagenic as pretty much everything we serve can be, there's no way of predicting; the ghosts are just curious about the end-result ... which for all we know might be a ghost-eating life form. Caution is always good, right?

I mean. This isn't wrong, but I don't do it all the time.

So...
... but why not ask a doctor, and like take a picture of me with clothes on. Instead of doing this, and watching me change my clothes.

Definitely toby wrote:

Yeah, how about we make my skin normal again?

Normal is boring. You'll be much happier once you adjust to the fluorescent orange, tentacles, and flippers. Now, how many mouths would you like? Horizontal, or vertical?

Definitely toby wrote:

I need help. I'm turning purple.

*goes in your throat and finds the problem*

How did the bar go from

"I have a bar. Does anyone want to help?"

To

"You'll probably make it out alive, if you can write good poetry and tip...."

In 6 years?

My guess is chaos culture. And also the Great Cthuhlu and Spaghetti Monster awakening. And the introduction of grimdark.

This is totally the buttery effect. One person decided to be chaotic, and everyone followed suit.

I try to be the comic relief, but lately I have not been. But who's to say the comic relief can't take another role for a minute, even tho I am considering... um... hiding now.

But anyways.

I marvel about how we adopted the religious phrase
praise be