The Bar on the corner of every regionBoard

The Georgeian Empire wrote:

I lift my staff, spinning it as it transforms into a Colt Python. I point it at Armed forces of acara shura
Now how about you calm down for a moment so I can sip my bourbon in peace.

*He just touched his chest, then continued moving.*

CSharpa wrote:

So be it, old friend.

More agents burst in, all equipped with M4A1s, and Thompson Submachine Weapons. Not including the extra riot shield and Glock for one-handed shootouts.

*He just ordered an Artillery Caroet Bombing around him to make an "Artillery Shield* and still ordered some to Carpet Bomb the crap out of any agent or possible agressor.*

Armed forces of acara shura wrote:

Get ready for Carpet Bombing.

Moose noise. Auuugghhhh.

Am moose. Auuuugghhhh.

Armed forces of acara shura wrote:

Get ready for Carpet Bombing.

Rebels in the jungles of south Brocklandia have been a persistent and vexing problem to our benevolent administration. After much brainstorming, our military advisors have hit upon an innovative strategy that we expect to deal with these pesky insurgents, once and for all. That strategy is ... carpet bombing.

We will begin by dropping rolls of indoor/outdoor carpet on the rebel enclaves. This carpet is both practical and functional. As the campaign escalates, we expect to begin bombing the more recalcitrant rebels with rolls of shag carpeting, in fashionable retro '70s colors and varying pile heights.

We in Brocklandia know we cannot hit every rebel with a roll of carpet. Heck, if we could hit them all, conventional explosive bombs would just as effective. But carpet bombing offers an additional advantage: aesthetic warfare. For those rebels not hit by rolls of falling carpet, our hope is that their spouses (or equivalents) will embrace the newly dropped carpets. We expect that the spouses will soon have the rebels far too busy repainting the living room to match the new carpeting or taking a second job to pay for that new dining room set. Soon, the rebels will find themselves caught up in an escalating neighborhood competition of "keeping up with the Joneses," rendering them unable to spend any free time on hostile actions. The result will be a decrease in rebel activity, a surge in real estate values and property tax revenues, and a much-needed boost to the home furnishings industry. Our Ministry of Interior Decorating considers this a win/win strategy.

Do you have a similarly innovative strategies for dealing with pesky rebels? Let's hear it!

Brocklandia wrote:

Yes. Release the password. Release all the passwords. Especially the ones for your bank information.

[Indicates to get the "customer's" Credit Card with the 3 Numbers on the back while Brocklandia is at it]

Thick-Billed Longspur wrote:

[Indicates to get the "customer's" Credit Card with the 3 Numbers on the back while Brocklandia is at it]

Eh, as long as I get the PayPal information, I'm happy.

Plant monster in a pot wrote:

whines like a puppy

How many species are you? You keep changing biological kingdoms so fast I'm getting whiplash.

I wonder if that counts as a workplace injury?

*The goats leave with Epsilon corp in tow*

flies in

What is going on in here? I heard a few thousand gunshots flying across the air and almost puncturing my wing! I was just flying outside!

YouTube Inc wrote:

Holy crap there's a breathable atmosphere out there?

I assumed all the doors led back out to other regions filled with whatever nonsense goes on in "real" regions. Or vidcon, I know that's out there.

Well, the sky above the bar is my region. So technically I own the sky.

Brocklandia wrote:

Rebels in the jungles of south Brocklandia have been a persistent and vexing problem to our benevolent administration. After much brainstorming, our military advisors have hit upon an innovative strategy that we expect to deal with these pesky insurgents, once and for all. That strategy is ... carpet bombing.

We will begin by dropping rolls of indoor/outdoor carpet on the rebel enclaves. This carpet is both practical and functional. As the campaign escalates, we expect to begin bombing the more recalcitrant rebels with rolls of shag carpeting, in fashionable retro '70s colors and varying pile heights.

We in Brocklandia know we cannot hit every rebel with a roll of carpet. Heck, if we could hit them all, conventional explosive bombs would just as effective. But carpet bombing offers an additional advantage: aesthetic warfare. For those rebels not hit by rolls of falling carpet, our hope is that their spouses (or equivalents) will embrace the newly dropped carpets. We expect that the spouses will soon have the rebels far too busy repainting the living room to match the new carpeting or taking a second job to pay for that new dining room set. Soon, the rebels will find themselves caught up in an escalating neighborhood competition of "keeping up with the Joneses," rendering them unable to spend any free time on hostile actions. The result will be a decrease in rebel activity, a surge in real estate values and property tax revenues, and a much-needed boost to the home furnishings industry. Our Ministry of Interior Decorating considers this a win/win strategy.

Do you have a similarly innovative strategies for dealing with pesky rebels? Let's hear it!

We use a group of oartizans to rush, they will pop their heads and weapons up to shoot, then sniper just pick 'em. Or they get carpet bombed to crap OR the partizans shoot 'em.

Tip: DO NOT CLIMB MOUNTAINS WITH A HAMMER AND SICKLE SIGN IN ACARA SHURA.

YouTube Inc wrote:

Holy crap there's a breathable atmosphere out there?

I assumed all the doors led back out to other regions filled with whatever nonsense goes on in "real" regions. Or vidcon, I know that's out there.

I would question if you don't use the front door as a portal, but they don't seem to have replaced it.
Waves hand in air
Brocklandia, a scotch, please.

Armed forces of acara shura wrote:

Tip: DO NOT CLIMB MOUNTAINS WITH A HAMMER AND SICKLE SIGN IN ACARA SHURA.

But we can climb mountains if we're carrying any other kind of sign, right? Okay, everyone, prepare the burning bushes and the effigies of human genitalia! The mountain-climbing outing starts in fifteen minutes.

Plant monster in a pot wrote:

Stop being right all the time god it's making me shed

But being right all the time is my job. Don't challenge me on this--you know I'm right.

Plant monster in a pot wrote:

I'm not really a dog, but I feel sad...
Like weak animal sad...

When they make a "for your generous donation of just $19 a month" commercial about you, then you'll know you've got the "weak animal sad" routine mastered.