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Thursday at Tommy’s Bar: Ladies’ Night, Lads’ Night, Gay Night & Cats Drink Free
Get to Tommy’s NOW !!!
Public service announcement
I knew you'd get it. Gosh, you're so smart, unlike poor, lil silly me.
Weather: First: Nelvana iii top 0.06%. Second: 
The Nude Beach top 0.2%. Third: 
Icarianna top 0.4% … Middle: 
Dancing Dragons bottom 22% … Last: Grave raven bottom 0%
In 
Nudesia, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven.
In 
Sharx, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests.
Wadelhelpia and Nudesia
You, silly ? Is that some kind of joke ?
I hate to break it to you like this, Transexy, but the Silly position in ND has already been filled. By me.
In fact it's quite like the "I'm the only gay in the village" bit from Little Britain. Everybody knows I'm the only silly person in Nudist Dreamland.
I'm silly. Get over it.
It's by no means earth-shattering news, but I finally realised the true meaning behind the Scottish expression "the wee hours of the morning". Gentlemen over fifty need to get up in the middle of the night a few times. To have a wee.
Gosh, you're so silly, unlike poor serious me.
Cheerfulness First 
Yannia top 0.03% 57th in NationStates. Second Nelvana iii top 0.2%. Third Icarianna top 0.2% … Middle 
Luz Alta bottom 9% … Last 
The Choir Boy bottom 0%
In 
Pencil Sharpeners, the "give and take" of international diplomacy often happens at gunpoint.
In Dancing Dragons, armoured pyjamas are in fashion amongst the nation's nobility.
It’s not properly Friday until someone makes the announcement.
It’s Frrriiidddaaayyy !!!
Rufus Parrot Céline Yannsborg Fireworks Dirk-the-Guardsman wilddancing hurrah hurrah
I believe it's Rufus Parrot's and Céline Yannsborg's first gig together.
Très drôle, mon cher. Friday night approaches ..
What, pray tell, will you be doing in the wee hours of Friday night? Something vivacious, lascivious, forbidden, slightly illegal?
There’s not much illegal in Nudist Dreamland, but my imagination doesn’t have the energy for most of it.
Yannia, Dancing Dragons, and TranSexy
Obesity: First: Grave raven top 0.02% (41st in NationStates). Second: Pencil Sharpeners top 0.04% (85th in NationStates). Third: The Choir Boy top 0.2% … Middle: 
San Francesco Bay bottom 21% … Last: Yannia bottom 0% (20th from bottom in NationStates)
In The kricathlyskonder, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets.
In 
Khryzia, feeling like a winner comes at a price.
In Gayeers, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach.
Congratulations to our good friends in The Maritimes. 15 years old today.
Population: First: Yannia top 0.4% 38 billion. Second: 
Test Icicle top 0.6% 35.4 billion. Third: 
Nudist Dreamland top 1% 31.2 billion … Middle: 
Carefree Island top 10% 13.6 billion … Last: Big epic nation bottom 6% 14 million
In Pencil Sharpeners, many believe that the only good Pencil is a dead Pencil.
In Dancing Dragons, ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality.
In Nelvana iii, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
Have you had a good weekend?
That's a large milk and honey for everyone in the joint, please barman cutie.
Yannia, Dancing Dragons, and TranSexy
Thanks, luv.
*slurps milk and honey*
Been fine, really. Haven't felt like this in years. Today is Jan. 23rd. Annah ithnane wa-'ishrun wallah sharab.
Good thing my friend from Algeria ain't here to laugh at my accent.
sluuuuurp
Averageness: First: Gayeers top 7%. Second: 
DiscLosure top 8%. Third: 
Miraclian Antilles top 10% … Middle: Drow masculinum bottom 26% … Last: Pencil Sharpeners bottom 0%
In Big epic nation, citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason.
In 
TranSexy, foreign musicians that Sonny Ammbo Furter dislikes are turned away at the border.
In Grave raven, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training.
It's not that they're turned away, I just dislike twangy country and western music played on kazoos.
That is a quite natural prejudice that I myself share.
I wouldn't classify an abhorrence of annoying sounds as prejudice. It's a matter of sense and sensibility in music. Some people have it. Kazoo players clearly don't.
Cheese Export: First: Nudist Dreamland top 0.2%. Second: The Choir Boy top 0.3%. Third: 
Friends of Dorothy top 0.4% … Middle: San Francesco Bay bottom 44% … Last: Pencil Sharpeners bottom 0% (59th from bottom in NationStates)
In Yannia, Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges.
In Test Icicle, Test Icicleans wonder "if a tree falls in the woods with no credible witnesses, who wants to know?"
In The Nude Beach, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework.
Tuesday is Trivia Showdown Night at Tommy’s bar
Here is your bonus question for a free milk and honey ..
Who is first in Nudist Dreamland for Obesity?
a) Boris Johnson
b) Donald Trump
c) Grave Raven
Tell Sal your answer and she’ll look it up in the big book. This will be checked by a senior civil servant and further investigated by the Metropolitan Police.
In the meantime, get to Tommy’s NOW !!!
The answer ic C. The clue is to be found in today’s Daily Report. Boris Johnson or Donald Trump could easily be the right answer, but happily neither is a resident of Nudist Dreamland. I hope the investigations do not hold up my milk & honey for long.
When you’re right, you’re right. That’s a large milk and honey for Rainbow, please barman cutie, filled to the brim with your best brandy.
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