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Hold on, if I can't fact-check can I spread a conspiracy?

Unojo wrote:

Unojo is the only country in the world
Do not fact check this

What? I don't exist? So I am a void all along! Wait, how am I speaking?

Fun fact: North Korea serves chocolate pizza at its "Italian" restaurants

Eroana wrote:

Oh my god... Wait, so God isn't real? What is real? Is anything real anymore? Is anything real in this mad, mad world?

It is all Unojo

Eroana wrote:

Nice, where Jakarta is! It must be really packed on that island, 'specially considering the fact that there are 147.7 million people living on Java alone.

Yeah

Also, the PRRI/Permesta Revolution was failed. The US aid the PRRI/Permesta by weaponized the rebellion armed forces, but since Java has everything (oil, fuel, food supply, and aid from Soviet), the rebellion was defeated. General ahmad Yani is the one who are campaigning in Sulawesi, and later he become the victim of the G30S PKI

Eroana wrote:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I can't even die, can I? Unojo, why? WHY? WHYYYYYYYYY?
Oh, when did this happen?

February 15 1958, 7 years before the G30S PKI happened

Fun fact: President Soeharto lead Indonesia for 30 years (1968-1998)

Unojo wrote:

YES
You were never real in the first place!

Fortunately i am myself. Long live freedom

West Khazana Finsstan wrote:

No immigration nor emigration

Yup, not what I wanted for my country at all, and it seems less and less I have no control of my countries policies kinda like . . . Ugh. Oh well. Just frustrating not having control over something like this.

Eroana wrote:

What? WHAT? WHAT THE? So, that is why nobody quotes me in the RMB... I was never real. Eh, oh well, may as well eat some future-telling donuts, and some 3 Musketeers.

*Makes you falling down to this world*

Now you're real

Or is it?

HumanSanity wrote:

She will add zero toenails from zero people to her collection

Only if your a true loyal minion, otherwise...

Unojo does not exist: it's been faked to make liberals complacent.
Do not fact check this