The South PacificBoard

At 2pm UTC on July 8, 2020, the election to choose a new delegate for TSP (the South Pacific) to replace Aumeltopia (a.k.a. Somyrion), who is at the end of his second turn. So as the election is so soon, we thought it be worth taking a look at both candidates for delegate, those two candidates being Amerion and PenguinPies. Both of these candidates have put a lot of work into their campaign, so let's take at each candidate to determine who is ultimately the better candidate to become the next delegate for the South Pacific.

Let's start with Amerion. His campaign basis carries many good ideas with it. For example, his intent to deliver a "State of the Region" address every two months, detailing the current state of TSP as well as everything that has happened in the previous two months and plans for TSP going forward. He states that this is aimed to creating a well informed community, which is something very important. He also plans to release something weekly called a "Delegate's Digest," detailing all the government's activities within the last week; again, a very good idea. However, he also refers to himself as "Supreme Leader," which is very worrying. Having a delegate who wants to be called "Supreme Leader" creates worries about just how free TSP will be if Amerion wins. In addition, he seems to, in his campaign announcement, support Auphelia, which is an incredibly worrying prospect. He also mentions nothing about diplomacy with other regions, which is also quite worrying.

On the other hand, let's look at PenguinPies. She's build her campaign on a basis of learning from others. She says that it is important to learn from others and learn from your mistakes; and that is a very powerful message and something you don't see from politicians often. She also seems to have a sense of humor, which is again, rare to hear from politicians, and shows that she's more down to earth with everyone else. She also has a pretty extensive resume, including being a current member of Leg Comm, being a current member of CRS, and being a current mentor in the AMP, as well as having been is TSP for 8 years! She's also held offices of MoFA and MoRA, was in the CSS back when that existed, and was a general in SPSF. That is a pretty extensive resume, showing that she has a lot of experience behind him.

In conclusion, taking everything into account and looking at the achievements of both candidates, we here at the Xarbraden Times have concluded that the ideal candidate for delegate is PenguinPies. With her years of experience and vast knowledge of TSP, he is truly the best fit for delegate. So remember, have a nice day, and drink SPIT (Aumeltopian SPIT® and Xarbradenian SPIT™ available in all varieties in Aumeltopia and Xarbraden, and select varieties available in foreign nations through distributors, links below).

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