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To bad there’s no thecheeseshoponthecornerofeveryregion around here…
An assortment! And if you want we could even whip up a couple more.
Pulls out a recently cleaned glass perfect for chocolate milk of any kind.
Thick-Billed Longspur and Definitely toby
A scrapping sound tears through the air as a leg slowly pulls the money into the crab shell.
Unperturbed the maintenance worker sets to work fixing the table, handing the customer a pair of goggles.
Here, gum picking can be dangerous business! Gotta protect your eyes!
Gluing a piece of table back together.
Alright, and yourself?
Holding the table together for the allotted fifteen minutes necessary for adhesion.
You have hair?
Brocklandia, Consuela de la Morrela, Thick-Billed Longspur, and Definitely toby
Finally someone who understands the difficulties of this profession!
Neutrality Foundation, Thick-Billed Longspur, and Definitely toby
The bartender nods, turning and heading to the walk in freezer, moving aside various limbs and body parts. A finger twitches nearby as the shadow brushes away some snow off a perfectly not frozen ordinary container of Dutch chocolate milk. They take their find and return to the bar, dutifully closing and locking the freezer carefully. They pour the drink into the glass and slide it to the patron, waving away the payment.
Thank you, but save that for your next order. Your first is on us!
The newcomer smiles, both pleased and pleasantly surprised that they carried this fine beverage.
Downing the glass in one gulp, he frowns as he realizes his company-alloted time is up, and is promptly phased back to his cyber-cubicle.
A lone leg he was resting his arm on was brought with him.
Zany Zanes and Definitely toby
I made a seaweed face mask and now I feel happy but odd.
I feel like my face is sushi now.
We travel through time and space and everything. We're never in the same place for more than a week. We move locations, and we may go to other planets. We always end up back at this street. I find it odd..
I dematerialize, and then become a shadow....
.... and then I come back!
And continue to haunt no one's nightmares. I'm not scary to anything. Maybe a fly.
Maybe a duck, if I wanted to be
Take the feet from my dead body. Eat them. I sprinkled something that will turn you into duck feet.
Yes, I always have been!
What is this “receipt” you speak of? These ghost zombie ducks do not have these things called “receipts”.
Consuela de la Morrela and Definitely toby
Zamn, you also got struck by the “only IC?”
What does IC mean?
Hm...
Checks the Big Book of Birds.
"Integrated Circuits or an IC is defined as a microchip on which thousands and hundreds of electrical components, such as resistors, capacitors and transistors, are fabricated. An IC functions as an oscillator, amplifier, microprocessor, timer or as computer memory."
Looks up.
Is that helpful?
Brocklandia, Thick-Billed Longspur, and Definitely toby
Why is it hard to work out rn?
A difficult query to deduce. Perhaps it is related to why it is so hard to do homework right now.
Brocklandia and Definitely toby
No, no. Here you only get a few messages a day. In real life I'm much more constant. Let's all take a moment and pretend that's a good thing, shall we.
Zombie Penguins, Consuela de la Morrela, Thick-Billed Longspur, and Definitely toby
What would you prefer? Feathers? Fish scales? Spikes? I could enjoy spikes ... though they'd wreck the hell out of my shirts. Oh, well, just another reason not to wear shirts. Win!
Nekojin, Thick-Billed Longspur, and Definitely toby
I wanna work out but string theory would be more fun
pounces on you and puts a shirt on your neck
WEARRRR ITT! PUT ON CLOTHES!
wrestles it down your chest and into your arms
Stop. Being. So. Naked!
Is this shirt ... off the rack? Ew! Take it away. I don't wear clothing that you can afford.
(Hey!--Being a condescending jerk is fun. Why didn't anyone tell me?)
Zany Zanes, Thick-Billed Longspur, and Definitely toby
Ooh, I think you'd look good in feathers. Some long fluffy ones would make you look quite fabulous.
Woah, woah. Generally people appreciate dinner and some wine before you get on top of them like that.
Unless this is some prearranged thing, in which case I'm surprised you agreed to let people watch with no charge.
Brocklandia, Zany Zanes, Consuela de la Morrela, and Definitely toby
Unless I'm being paid to be a clothes horse, I don't do feathers or fabulous. Wrong gender identity. Birds are for the birds.
I wrestled all through junior high, high school and college, so if DisTurBinGly Tony ... er, Definitely toby gets on top, it's because I let him ... for a few seconds ... because taking me to Burger King hardly counts as buying me dinner first.
But this was just a teaser. The full event, as you've already guessed, will be pay-per-view, and trust me, Tobes will be paying too.
Nekojin, Consuela de la Morrela, Thick-Billed Longspur, and Definitely toby
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