The State of Zzzzzzzzzzz is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.761 billion Zzzzzzzzzzzians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Spirituality, with Industry also on the agenda, while Defense and Public Transport aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Columbia Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.8%.

The very strong Zzzzzzzzzzzian economy, worth 418 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Gambling. Average income is 38,877 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, genetic researchers have been expelled, new urban roads are threatening city parks, and Zzzzzzzzzzz has designated Columbia Heights as its capital city. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Zzzzzzzzzzz's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Zzzzzzzzzzz is ranked 256,972^nd in the world and 73^rd in The Federation of Independent Nations for Lowest Crime Rates, with 48.1 law-abiding acts per hour.