The State of Zymurgy Rocks is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor of the Council with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 33.403 billion Zymurgy Rocksians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The very strong Zymurgy Rocksian economy, worth a remarkable 1,498 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 44,868 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 299,574 per year while the poor average 2,544, a ratio of 117 to 1.

Zymurgy Rocks has designated Westminster as its capital city, The Governor of the Council has just been declared ruler of Zymurgy Rocks in an international press conference, write-in candidate 'The Governor of the Council Sucks' is perennially popular, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zymurgy Rocks's national animal is the reindeer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Zymurgy Rocks is ranked 289,711^th in the world and 7^th in Pub for Lowest Crime Rates, with 32.34 law-abiding acts per hour.