The Cooperative Republic of Zwabia is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, compulsory vegetarianism, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, humorless population of 6.498 billion Zwabians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of M'wa. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Zwabian economy, worth 860 trillion jewels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Information Technology, Retail, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 132,491 jewels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No one is quite sure what many government officials look like, Bigtopian relations have become a minefield, it's all white elephants on parade, and politicians no longer click with dating app matches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zwabia's national animal is the tarantula, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zwabia is ranked 9,367^th in the world and 6^th in Wintercrest for Lowest Crime Rates, with 106.2 law-abiding acts per hour.