The Dictatorship of Zvorjan is a tiny, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 7 million Zvorjanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 67.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The fair Zvorjanian economy, worth 220 billion erjans a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,413 erjans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts, Bigtopian relations have become a minefield, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, and clergy never mention brand names for fear of losing their government subsidies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zvorjan's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zvorjan is ranked 169,987^th in the world and 544^th in The Leftist Assembly for Highest Poor Incomes, with 22,974.17 Standard Monetary Units.