The Republic of Zombiedolphins is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Big Daddy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 33.829 billion Zombiedolphinsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rotten Corpse. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Zombiedolphinsian economy, worth a remarkable 7,668 trillion serenas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 226,673 serenas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers, up to 40% of voters can finally read the issues they're deciding on, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime is totally unknown. Zombiedolphins's national animal is the icelandic bargehound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zombiedolphins is ranked 241,852^nd in the world and 8^th in Loamhedge for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -55.84 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.