The Republic of Zombiedolphins is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Big Daddy with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 45.98 billion Zombiedolphinsians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rotten Corpse. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Zombiedolphinsian economy, worth an astonishing 10,536 trillion serenas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 229,148 serenas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens select which government department gets their income tax serenas each year, icelandic bargehounds have more rights than the average citizen, up to 40% of voters can finally read the issues they're deciding on, and Big Daddy's Twitcher account is typically used to share icelandic bargehound memes rather than government policy. Crime is totally unknown. Zombiedolphins's national animal is the icelandic bargehound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zombiedolphins is ranked 92^nd in the world and 1^st in Loamhedge for Nicest Citizens, with 195.8 average smiles per day.