Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,101stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,804thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,339th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Autocracy
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Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Zlemane

Population168 million

CurrencyZlot
AnimalVulture

The Republic of Zlemane is a large, efficient nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, devout population of 168 million Zlemaneans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The large government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Welfare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 70.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Zlemanean economy, worth 14.8 trillion Zlots a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,974 Zlots, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, people are turning themselves into worm food, bailiffs must face down a fusillade of depleted uranium rounds, and politicians look weirdly alike. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zlemane's national animal is the Vulture, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Zlemane is ranked 2,101st in the world and 4th in Horizon for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 8,187.1 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,101stTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,804thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,339thMost Armed: 15,324thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,890thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 24,379thMost Advanced Public Transport: 26,034thMost Income Equality: 29,730thHighest Poor Incomes: 32,235th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 29th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 30th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 33rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 38th in the regionMost Patriotic: 41st in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 43rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 43rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 45th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 55th in the regionLargest Governments: 60th in the regionMost Developed: 78th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 79th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zlemane, politicians look weirdly alike.
  • : Following new legislation in Zlemane, bailiffs must face down a fusillade of depleted uranium rounds.
  • : Following new legislation in Zlemane, people are turning themselves into worm food.
  • : Zlemane was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, the Top 5% for Most Cheerful Citizens, and the Top 10% for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Zlemane, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • : Following new legislation in Zlemane, cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on Leader's desk.
  • : Following new legislation in Zlemane, in government offices a hidden killer takes the lives of ministers and civil servants.
  • : Following new legislation in Zlemane, reports of attacks by bright purple sixty-foot high spiders have recently shot up.
  • : Following new legislation in Zlemane, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in Zlemane, Leader can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees.

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