Most World Assembly Endorsements: 787thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 846thHighest Disposable Incomes: 884th
The Unitary State of
Father Knows Best State
Ethics are just holding us back
Glorious Sun Leader
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population8.397 billion

LeaderGlorious Sun Leader


The Unitary State of Zimmerdachen is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Glorious Sun Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.397 billion Zimmerdens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haben. The average income tax rate is 7.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zimmerdachian economy, worth a remarkable 2,419 trillion Rauns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 288,118 Rauns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, and the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zimmerdachen's national animal is the Frog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zimmerdachen is ranked 4,026th in the world and 178th in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 583 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 787thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 846thHighest Disposable Incomes: 884thLargest Information Technology Sector: 905thLargest Agricultural Sector: 973rdMost Secular: 974thMost Influential: 1,186thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,458thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,806thRudest Citizens: 1,843rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,858thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,879thHighest Crime Rates: 1,987thHighest Average Incomes: 2,354thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 2,563rdSmartest Citizens: 2,597thMost Armed: 2,638thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,061stLargest Gambling Industry: 3,518thLargest Black Market: 4,026thFattest Citizens: 4,097thMost Efficient Economies: 4,109thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,394thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,406thMost Cultured: 4,900thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,570thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,913thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,978thHighest Economic Output: 6,368thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,705thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,843rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,284thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,290thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,369thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,503rdTop
Largest Governments: 12,332ndMost Stationary: 13,008thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,038thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,806thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 20,532ndMost Developed: 20,593rdMost Advanced Public Education: 22,027th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 30th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 33rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 42nd in the regionMost Secular: 54th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 59th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 68th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 78th in the regionMost Armed: 96th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 100th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 101st in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 106th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 112th in the regionRudest Citizens: 114th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 122nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 132nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 146th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 151st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 170th in the regionLargest Black Market: 178th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 179th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 196th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 238th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 243rd in the regionMost Cultured: 244th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 244th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 255th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 266th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 280th in the regionMost Stationary: 282nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 290th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 306th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 340th in the regionMost Influential: 477th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 525th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 551st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 594th in the regionLargest Governments: 617th in the regionLargest Populations: 746th in the regionNudest: 810th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 820th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 853rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 922nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, billions are being spent on a new island airport.
  • : Zimmerdachen voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Lily".
  • : Zimmerdachen was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, unruly families are deliberately marooned on desert islands.
  • : Zimmerdachen was reclassified from "Libertarian Police State" to "Father Knows Best State".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 219 » Hamerica, Ethnon, Territorio di Nessuno, PotatoFarmers, DIMAnism, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Great Bights Mum, El Fiji Grande, Selfgradatude, Daiz, Dreadton, Interdimensional Zone, Walter Jackson, Corfad, Sikol, Guer Aike, Shibutani, North Bratislava, Dar es Saalam, Dabarastan, Empy, The Sinclarian Provinces, 1 very fast endotarter, Pallaith, Koda-Land, The Rhein States, Yaorozu, Kocherian, Zzozona, Newpromisedland, New Lakemba, Wineclaw, Siwale, Aeolist, Frances Francis the First of France, The Calabash Protectorate, Fauzjhia, Omnistria, Sundred, Lemonbiscuits, The Iron Lions, Loutsland, Notyoutopia, Sil Dorsett, The Tampa Bay Rays, McMasterdonia, United Island States of Southeast Asia, Prydania, The Endless Eventide, Yokciq Empire, and 169 others.Eywaan, Fluffy Noodles, Brucklania, Xagill, Clan Spaniel, Kranostav, Korovan Isles, Fendlium, Zaeli, Seenvorland, Seanat, Libertania Democratica, Mystiquelle, U S Eh, Joodey, Former English Colony, Zeternia, Valentine Z, Sunto, Malta Comino Gozo, Timothea, The Pantheons, Highton Islands, Unimaginable Doom, Maclare, Shadowrik, Pokemanland, Xyrron, Nistriabar, Madjack, Ravendi, Cretox State, Xipher, Yalkan, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Kragsgale, Simone Republic, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, United Kahndaq, WeKnow, Andexia, Moubarakistan, Termathe, Solskjar, Napnomadia, Wilkshire, Heilhum Imperius, Vincone Cae, Innocentic, Votak Matim, Runeda, Draconian Progression, Harjad, Railroad Crossing, Aerilia, Morover, Lulubellia, Unsophisticate, Holy Oranz, Outer Shenendoah, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Chips and Guac, Elvoreto, Navsland, Magna Banitia, Hardscrabble, Jestings, Solcius, Merconitonitopia, Republica Guilleana, A Salmon Named Harold, Liminyj, Jerzykowo, Viridiann, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Religioncord, Pytong, Bankowiata, Kazoo Basin, Venicea, Pleroma Sans Romans, The Stratosphere Islands, Maratabat, Pasargad, Imperial Pieserged, Yellops, Sevinland, Kastonvia, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Khoik, Kristalmaan, The Serdey Islands, Slyakanya, Free Atlantis, East Akra, Odelinor, Strongwill, Nodnarb, Godwanna, Advancia-Sizzletown, Ellbonnia, Hewani, Climeria, Seijitsu, The Pleiads, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Colfes, Blyskalia, Port Naga, Galbadiana, Bharathvarsh, Svenskskit, His Enduring Majesty, Desvios, Star Kingdom, GenshinImpact, Nalver And, Xentherida, Planes, Muqatil, Super Girl, The Mazur Empire, Sachi, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Orado, Gondwanaia, Kromi, Kingdom of KHATTAB, Barabolia, Jovian Knights, Otakus and Weebs, Valgarda, Vesteysia, Francois Isidore, Zemnaya Svoboda, Moneyflows, Travislavania, Svenskan, Wisconsota, Figyjharli, Maott, Greater Afroeurasia, Sanjurika, Wapistan, Trumpski, Dangine, Questann, Lol2639, Northern Titans, Siforpeo, ForestMythal, Shotokonia, Folenz, Free Salvation, Tyirza, Centrialand, Singamadri, BTProductions, Boston Castle, Uzbek Khan, Aryan Homeland, TyGerria, Steampunk Ariel, Korean-Joseon, Qurtuba, Alexander the Magnus, and Jaxikistan.

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