The Unitary State of Zimmerdachen is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Glorious Sun Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, smutty television, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 20.529 billion Zimmerdens are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haben. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Zimmerdachian economy, worth a remarkable 7,091 trillion Rauns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 345,422 Rauns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, human pie shops continue to receive shipments of meat from Spleeny Rodd's, government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains, and financial investors are noting a boom in artillery. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Zimmerdachen's national animal is the Frog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zimmerdachen is ranked 159,310^th in the world and 8,816^th in Lazarus for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,424.18 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.