The Unitary State of Zimmerdachen is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Glorious Sun Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its feral children, public floggings, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 20.092 billion Zimmerdens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haben. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Zimmerdachian economy, worth a remarkable 6,749 trillion Rauns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 335,933 Rauns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, political shows are fit for purpose, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, and teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Zimmerdachen's national animal is the Frog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zimmerdachen is ranked 13,813^th in the world and 632^nd in Lazarus for Largest Governments, scoring 32.76 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.