The Constitutional Monarchy of Zhuo-luoja is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Governor Rusaj Peromust with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, triple-decker prams, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.888 billion Zhuo-luojans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chakjakos. The average income tax rate is 81.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zhuo-luojan economy, worth a remarkable 1,612 trillion Bouds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 95,494 Bouds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Old spellbooks are only useful as door-stops or toilet roll substitute, newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else, politicians are fired for opening subjective statements with "I believe", and kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zhuo-luoja's national animal is the lobster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Paganism.

Zhuo-luoja is ranked 181,586^th in the world and 10^th in The Sportsbook for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 629.21 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.