The Radical Matriarchy of Zevistan is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Goddess Kate with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, enslaved workforce, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.287 billion Zevistanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Labiat. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Zevistanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,467 trillion Selenes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 234,785 Selenes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose, a little love goes a long way claim Zevistanian news, randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport, and people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zevistan's national animal is the Mermaid, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Female Supremacy.

Zevistan is ranked 327,451^st in the world and 3^rd in Amazon Federation for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 2,817.43 Standard Monetary Units.