The Radical Matriarchy of Zevistan is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Goddess Kate with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, avant-garde cinema, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.815 billion Zevistanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Labiat. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Zevistanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,296 trillion Selenes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 232,130 Selenes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Unprotected royals have replaced their corgis with rottweilers, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage', the banshee wail foretells skies of death, and dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zevistan's national animal is the Mermaid, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Female Supremacy.

Zevistan is ranked 785^th in the world and 1^st in Amazon Federation for Highest Food Quality, scoring 356.69 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.