The Chaos Clan of Zetkinwald is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Khoas with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 9.685 billion Zetkinwaldians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Melina City. The average income tax rate is 54.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Zetkinwaldian economy, worth 204 trillion Pound Dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 21,104 Pound Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets, the secret service is working overtime to find anyone publishing unauthorized material about Khoas, and debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zetkinwald's national animal is the Unicorn and its national religion is Chaotic Khaos.

Zetkinwald is ranked 166,340^th in the world and 2^nd in Kingdom of Moravia for Fattest Citizens, with 9.78 Obesity Rate.