Largest Agricultural Sector: 108thMost Secular: 291stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 410th
The People's Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Nec deum, nec dominum
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Zetastan

Population16.657 billion

CapitalZeddagrad
LeaderZartan Bridgelaw
FaithState Atheism

CurrencyZetastani Shekel
Animalpheasant-spotted boar

The People's Republic of Zetastan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Zartan Bridgelaw with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 16.657 billion Zetastanis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zeddagrad. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Zetastani economy, worth a remarkable 5,838 trillion Zetastani Shekels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 350,506 Zetastani Shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, the nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street, and it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Zetastan's national animal is the pheasant-spotted boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Zetastan is ranked 304,611th in the world and 1,862nd in The Communist Bloc for Most Primitive, scoring -745.26 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 108thMost Secular: 291stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 410thHighest Poor Incomes: 414thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 479thMost Cultured: 540thHighest Food Quality: 763rdMost Efficient Economies: 803rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 837thMost Developed: 888thLargest Publishing Industry: 970thLongest Average Lifespans: 984thLowest Crime Rates: 1,034thSmartest Citizens: 1,086thLargest Governments: 1,231stHealthiest Citizens: 1,310thHighest Average Incomes: 1,445thMost Inclusive: 1,510thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,613thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,729thSafest: 1,765thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,973rdHighest Economic Output: 2,062ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,632ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,981stTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3,170thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,195thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,291stMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,841stLargest Welfare Programs: 4,184thNicest Citizens: 4,527thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,563rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,796thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,045thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,118thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,446thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,512thMost Stationary: 5,553rdLargest Retail Industry: 6,183rdBest Weather: 7,482ndMost Influential: 10,433rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,678thMost Pacifist: 11,859thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,936thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,398thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,158thTop
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Most Patriotic: 16,433rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,452ndLargest Populations: 18,412thMost Income Equality: 20,007thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24,376th
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Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 16th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 20th in the regionMost Developed: 22nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 22nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 22nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 23rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 25th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 27th in the regionLargest Populations: 27th in the regionLargest Governments: 30th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 30th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 32nd in the regionSafest: 37th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 41st in the regionMost Inclusive: 48th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 67th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 69th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 79th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 79th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 80th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 109th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 112th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 126th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 130th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 135th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 136th in the regionNicest Citizens: 137th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 143rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 151st in the regionBest Weather: 158th in the regionRudest Citizens: 162nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 168th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 184th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zetastan, it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander.
  • : Following new legislation in Zetastan, the nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street.
  • : Following new legislation in Zetastan, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed.
  • : Following new legislation in Zetastan, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • : Following new legislation in Zetastan, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters.
  • : Following new legislation in Zetastan, players panic as they discover the newest chain can reset their populations and even delete their nations (Zetastan has found 2 easter eggs).
  • : Following new legislation in Zetastan, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs.
  • : Following new legislation in Zetastan, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction.
  • : Following new legislation in Zetastan, there's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies.
  • : Following new legislation in Zetastan, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens.

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