The Theocracy of Zentralunion is a mid-sized, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The devout population of 67 million Zentralunionians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Zentralunionian economy, worth 1.37 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 20,487 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zentralunion's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zentralunion is ranked 97,399^th in the world and 1^st in Central Union for Highest Drug Use, scoring 183.95 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.