The Totally Cool And Not A Nerd of Zazy is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by The Doctor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 10.584 billion Time Lords are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gallifrey. The average income tax rate is 31.0%.

The powerhouse Time Lord economy, worth 990 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 93,575 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals, rumor has it that The Doctor has won three lotteries in a row, scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls, and citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zazy's national animal is the Doggo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Book of Flemingovia.

Zazy is ranked 163,606^th in the world and 1^st in Zazumo for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 260.04 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.