The Republic of Zarzerria is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its suspicion of poets and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working population of 5.063 billion Zarzerrians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 30.0%.

The Zarzerrian economy, worth 237 trillion baht a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Soda Sales, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 46,892 baht, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines, and marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zarzerria's national animal is the cobra.

Zarzerria is ranked 111,270^th in the world and 9^th in Lassa for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 4,735.83 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.