The Nomadic Peoples of Zamboni5 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 4.261 billion Zamboni5ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Zamboni5ian economy, worth 592 trillion Ices a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 138,847 Ices, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 405,628 per year while the poor average 37,532, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.

Officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, diplomats miss flights while wandering Zamboni5 City Airport's endless art maze, tourists buying prepaid smartphones are arrested for smuggling, and representatives soak in mineral pools at the new capitol building day spa. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zamboni5's national animal is the Polar Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zamboni5 is ranked 45,810^th in the world and 429^th in The Rubber Room for Most Developed, scoring 78.51 on the Human Development Index.