The Republic of Zalivinia is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 2.647 billion Zalivinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zatoka. The average income tax rate is 36.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Zalivinian economy, worth 89.9 trillion Zalivinian dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,980 Zalivinian dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Same-sex marriages are increasingly common, Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, builders across Zalivinia are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and Zalivinia has designated Zatoka as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zalivinia's national animal is the Woodcock.

Zalivinia is ranked 245,029^th in the world and 55^th in Esportiva for Most Developed, scoring 51.41 on the Human Development Index.