The People's Republic of Zakanda is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Declan Webster with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 32.674 billion Zakandans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asina. The average income tax rate is 78.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zakandan economy, worth a remarkable 8,110 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 248,211 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The ocelots of Zakanda are surprisingly well-adjusted, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, visitors to Graffiti Warrens National Park are offered a complimentary tetanus vaccination, and politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income. Crime is totally unknown. Zakanda's national animal is the ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Zakanda is ranked 11,862^nd in the world and 49^th in Europeia for Most Stationary, with 1,758.21261085432 days.