The People's Republic of Zakanda is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Declan Webster with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 38.019 billion Zakandans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asina. The average income tax rate is 81.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zakandan economy, worth a remarkable 9,508 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 250,100 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Card collectors duel to the death, bug burgers are extra crunchy, juvenile delinquents are fitter than ever, and scientists pester asteroids with probes until they go away. Crime is totally unknown. Zakanda's national animal is the ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Zakanda is ranked 105,126^th in the world and 509^th in the Plains of Perdition for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,864.6 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.