Most Primitive: 1,281stLargest Gambling Industry: 2,207thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,608th
The Sultanate of
Moralistic Democracy
Might Makes Right
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Zahootan

Population2.664 billion

CapitalTehran

Currencyrial
Animalfalcon

The Sultanate of Zahootan is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its frequent executions, vat-grown people, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 2.664 billion Zahootanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tehran. The average income tax rate is 73.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Zahootanian economy, worth 272 trillion rials a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Gambling, Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 102,189 rials, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The official Zahootanian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, the government has embraced apartheid, you can represent some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time but not all of the people all of the time, and citizens are now allowed to discuss whether Leader is the greatest ruler ever or simply the greatest ruler of this generation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zahootan's national animal is the falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zahootan is ranked 63,106th in the world and 2nd in Iran for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 180,224 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Primitive: 1,281stLargest Gambling Industry: 2,207thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,608thLargest Mining Sector: 4,033rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,244thNudest: 4,795thMost Avoided: 7,809thLargest Black Market: 8,827thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,294thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,677thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,681stTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 13,679thMost Ignorant Citizens: 13,802ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,956th
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Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zahootan, citizens are now allowed to discuss whether Leader is the greatest ruler ever or simply the greatest ruler of this generation.
  • : Following new legislation in Zahootan, you can represent some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time but not all of the people all of the time.
  • : Following new legislation in Zahootan, the government has embraced apartheid.
  • : Following new legislation in Zahootan, the official Zahootanian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
  • : Following new legislation in Zahootan, severed limbs litter woodland edges across the land.
  • : Following new legislation in Zahootan, Zahootan is suspiciously populated compared to its neighbors.
  • : Following new legislation in Zahootan, the nation solves other countries' human rights problems with a generous dose of violence.
  • : Following new legislation in Zahootan, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes.
  • : Following new legislation in Zahootan, voting is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Zahootan, group photos of the members of parliament are often mistaken for family reunions.

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