The Monarquia Constitucional of Zacrek is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Keran with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.425 billion Zackianoes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Konra. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zacrekian economy, worth 813 trillion Fiduses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 183,731 Fiduses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants, illegal immigration remains a hot topic, an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth, and foreigners often find themselves on the wrong end of a Zacrekian RPG. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Zacrek's national animal is the Lobo Novakiano, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vertinismo.

Zacrek is ranked 279,328^th in the world and 1^st in Uniao das Nacoes Unidas for Most Primitive, scoring -324.73 on the Scary Big Number Scale.