The Allied States of Webland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Steven with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, frequent executions, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 3.229 billion Weblandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leeds. The average income tax rate is 21.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Weblandian economy, worth 491 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 152,221 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leeds has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road, citizens are less concerned with policy and more concerned with whether politicians "call 'em like they see 'em", and journalists giggle uncontrollably while reporting the nation's drug bonfires. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Webland's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Webland is ranked 130,325^th in the world and 1,507^th in the West Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,713.57 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.