The Federal Republic of Hamburg Neo is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Friedrich Kaiser with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.622 billion Hamburg Neoans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hamburg Neo. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Hamburg Neoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,540 trillion Euros a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 294,674 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme, it's illegal to be caught on tape, arbitration is mightier than the sword, and dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive. Crime is totally unknown. Hamburg Neo's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Hamburg Neo is ranked 490^th in the world and 5^th in the West Pacific for Safest, scoring 189.34 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.