The Empire of RealKedah is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 371 million Kedahans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Federica. The average income tax rate is 37.4%.

The Kedahan economy, worth 15.3 trillion Ringgits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,347 Ringgits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Public shaming is the bedrock of Kedahan society, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, maximum security Kedahan subway stations inspire prison systems around the world, and family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RealKedah's national animal is the Goat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

RealKedah is ranked 230,634^th in the world and 2,903^rd in the West Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -5.66 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.