The Principality of Yurodstvo is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 1.58 billion Yurodstvoans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 46.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but underdeveloped Yurodstvoan economy, worth 42.9 trillion faiths a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 27,126 faiths, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, the government invades its allies more than its enemies, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses, and people's charity begins and ends at home. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yurodstvo's national animal is the Collapsal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Yurodstvo is ranked 310,767th in the world and 46th in Ursus for Most Developed, scoring 47.95 on the Human Development Index.
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Yurodstvo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
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Yurodstvo, people's charity begins and ends at home.
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Yurodstvo, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses.
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Yurodstvo, the government invades its allies more than its enemies.
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Yurodstvo, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company.
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Yurodstvo, illicit spice trade makes desert merchants wrangling worms blush.
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Yurodstvo, Leader has just been declared ruler of Yurodstvo in an international press conference.
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Yurodstvo, kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named".
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Yurodstvo, childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense.
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Yurodstvo, ancestry test results arrive bundled with patent applications.











