The Kingdom of Yulian is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by General Prama II with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 10.284 billion Yulians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nusa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Yuliania economy, worth a remarkable 1,733 trillion RPhs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 168,601 RPhs, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,058,109 per year while the poor average 11,351, a ratio of 93.2 to 1.

A nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, red text rains down on the head of anyone who dares to step out of line (Yulian has found 2 easter eggs), the industries of Yulian are coughing all the way to the bank, and glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Yulian's national animal is the Rabbit, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Syiwa.

Yulian is ranked 318,158^th in the world and 23^rd in Sulawesi for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -17.03 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.