Population | 10.074 billion |
Capital | Hip Hop Town |
Leader | Yukimura |
Faith | Hip Hop |
Currency | Beatz |
Animal | House Cat |
The Lo-Fi Hip-Hop Beats of Yukimura is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Yukimura with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.074 billion Yukimurans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hip Hop Town. The average income tax rate is 89.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Yukimuran economy, worth a remarkable 1,644 trillion Beatzes a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 163,220 Beatzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
The government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', government doublethinkers have declared that voting is slavery, babysitters are a thing of the past, and police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yukimura's national animal is the House Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hip Hop.
Yukimura is ranked 274,343rd in the world and 123rd in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -9.8 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Yukimura, police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly.
- : Following new legislation in Yukimura, babysitters are a thing of the past.
- : Following new legislation in Yukimura, government doublethinkers have declared that voting is slavery.
- : Yukimura was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Yukimura, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'.
- : Following new legislation in Yukimura, lines of trenches demarcate the nation's borders.
- : Yukimura was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Yukimura was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive and Largest Black Market and the Top 10% for Highest Poor Incomes, Most Developed, and Highest Average Incomes.
- : Yukimura was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Yukimura was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market and the Top 10% for Most Influential.