The Holy Blue Zombie of Yodle 91 is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The quiet, industrious population of 4.283 billion Yodle 91ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The average income tax rate is 39.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Yodle 91ian economy, worth 269 trillion Gold Coins a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 62,967 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Engineers preemptively order lawyers after every power cut, economists claim no news is good news, the news is showing footage of Emperor Wuff bullying an old man to the point of tears, and Emperor Wuff's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yodle 91's national animal is the Zombie, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Orthodox Yodlism.

Yodle 91 is ranked 230,959^th in the world and 9^th in Yodlean Card Farms for Highest Drug Use, scoring 71.17 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.