The Holy Blue Zombie of Yodle 88 is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, devout population of 4.313 billion Yodle 88ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The average income tax rate is 26.9%.

The thriving Yodle 88ian economy, worth 325 trillion Gold Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,407 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, Emperor Wuff's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, and people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yodle 88's national animal is the Zombie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orthodox Yodlism.

Yodle 88 is ranked 233,294^th in the world and 10^th in Yodlean Card Farms for Highest Drug Use, scoring 68.69 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.