The Holy Blue Zombie of Yodle 67 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 4.28 billion Yodle 67ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The average income tax rate is 49.9%.

The Yodle 67ian economy, worth 193 trillion Gold Coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,117 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Golden statues of Zombies line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District, Emperor Wuff's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, high school bands practice by moonlight, and inter-species marriages are ignored by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yodle 67's national animal is the Zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Yodlism.

Yodle 67 is ranked 239,910^th in the world and 5^th in Solidarity With The Raided for Highest Drug Use, scoring 62.55 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.