Nudest: 4,474thMost Conservative: 6,718thMost Authoritarian: 12,825th
The Holy Yodlism of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Moo, Lucky
Emperor Wuff
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Few

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Yodle 23

Population6.91 billion

CapitalYodle City
LeaderEmperor Wuff
FaithYodlism

CurrencyGold Coin
AnimalZombie

The Holy Yodlism of Yodle 23 is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, parental licensing program, and public floggings. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.91 billion Yodle 23ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The average income tax rate is 68.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Yodle 23ian economy, worth 770 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 111,499 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a bright dawn ahead for Yodle 23, those who sing the national anthem off-key have the key thrown away, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, and poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yodle 23's national animal is the Zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yodlism.

Yodle 23 is ranked 265,417th in the world and 8th in PeanutCraft for Highest Drug Use, scoring 42.99 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Top
5%
Nudest: 4,474thMost Conservative: 6,718thMost Authoritarian: 12,825thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,853rdTop
10%
Largest Black Market: 21,557thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,059thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,539thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,891stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 31,463rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Yodle 23 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Yodle 23 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Yodle 23 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle 23, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle 23, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle 23, those who sing the national anthem off-key have the key thrown away.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle 23, there's a bright dawn ahead for Yodle 23.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle 23, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries.
  • : Yodle 23 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle 23, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details.

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