The United Kingdom of Ynn347 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, pith helmet sales, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.074 billion Ynn347ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 71.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ynn347ian economy, worth 292 trillion radoes a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,004 radoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach, job satisfaction is a luxury many Ynn347ians can't afford, and election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ynn347's national animal is the rado, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ynn347 is ranked 24,934^th in the world and 14^th in K16 for Most Developed, scoring 85.44 on the Human Development Index.