The Jingoistic States of Yelling Geronimo is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.356 billion Yelling Geronimoans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Look Out Below. The average income tax rate is 65.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Yelling Geronimoan economy, worth 107 trillion EARN Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is 78,946 EARN Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, and the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yelling Geronimo's national animal is the Puma, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Yelling Geronimo is ranked 15,991^st in the world and 2^nd in EARN for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,356.22 on the Clooney Contribution Index.