The Empire of Yeetopiaa is a mammoth, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 6.355 billion Yeetopiaans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.3%.

The powerhouse Yeetopiaan economy, worth 615 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is 96,820 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 287,029 per year while the poor average 25,636, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.

You can tell when Yeetopiaans are being snarky by the fact their lips are moving, former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders, the bureaucracy's scale makes the trees wail, and the government is on the side of working people (like CEOs, bankers and billionaires). Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Yeetopiaa's national animal is the cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Yeetopiaa is ranked 122,724^th in the world and 64^th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 611.7 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.