The State of Yasterman is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 38.24 billion Yastermanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Industry, and Environment are also considered important. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.8%.

The very strong Yastermanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,447 trillion betales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 64,009 betales, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, the tenet of free speech is held dear, army rations are served on silver platters, and citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits. Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yasterman's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Yasterman is ranked 109,749^th in the world and 123^rd in State for Most Developed, scoring 59.48 on the Human Development Index.