The Bannorn of Yaracuwan is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Bann Rem vos Moluno with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and soft-spoken computers. The democratic, devout population of 14.922 billion Yaracuwanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sihaya. The average income tax rate is 18.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Yaracuwanian economy, worth 867 trillion kamas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is 58,162 kamas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, and sections of the police receive paramilitary training. Crime is totally unknown. Yaracuwan's national animal is the kangaroo mouse, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Maumiqism.

Yaracuwan is ranked 201,894^th in the world and 8^th in Australialia for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 410.76 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.