The Republic of Ya Uganda is a mammoth, efficient nation, renowned for its burgeoning hawk population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.274 billion Ya Ugandans enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.2%.

The thriving Ya Ugandan economy, worth 604 trillion districtas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 65,140 districtas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 216,810 per year while the poor average 14,583, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway and behind every great person are three dozen other people passing great memos. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Ya Uganda's national animal is the hawk, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Ya Uganda is ranked 139,127^th in the world and 1^st in the Republic of Uganda for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,659.29 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.