The IxProtectorate of Xileh is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.786 billion Xilehians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ixnay Raid Hub. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Xilehian economy, worth 269 trillion Imperial Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,666 Imperial Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art, saying that someone looks a bit pale can be construed as hate speech, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, and the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xileh's national animal is the Yellow Labrador.

Xileh is ranked 288,535^th in the world and 3^rd in Helix for Highest Drug Use, scoring 24.36 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.