The Republic of Luissagna is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 598 million Luissagnans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 24.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Luissagnan economy, worth 61.1 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 102,119 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The North Pacific holds its breath as nuclear warfare is being seriously considered, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, the nation is weighing the price of victory following a nuclear strike, and exploding toys that leak battery acid are back in the shops after the government declared child safety 'over-rated'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Luissagna's national animal is the tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Luissagna is ranked 237,305^th in the world and 5,338^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 47.56 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.