The Freehold of Xelaya is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Archon Alara vas Sonaro with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 19.528 billion Xelayans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ropatasonar. The average income tax rate is 30.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Xelayan economy, worth a remarkable 2,371 trillion kamas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 121,424 kamas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Trolls insist that strings of racial slurs mean "good morning" in obscure languages, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, and the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Xelaya's national animal is the direwolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Maumiqism.

Xelaya is ranked 45,646^th in the world and 2^nd in Sarnor for Most Developed, scoring 78.55 on the Human Development Index.