The Republic of Xcarca is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Johnson McJohnson of the Johnsons with an iron fist, and remarkable for its lack of airports, triple-decker prams, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.054 billion Xcarcans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xcarca City. The average income tax rate is 64.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Xcarcan economy, worth a remarkable 1,684 trillion Xcarcanian Loterias a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 238,790 Xcarcanian Loterias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Pet rocks are sold by the pound, the government has declared that sharing is uncaring, government policies change at the drop of a rabbit, and gun regulations are so strict even staple guns and hot glue guns are illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xcarca's national animal is the Penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Inova.

Xcarca is ranked 188,150^th in the world and 20^th in Chaos land for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -1.18 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.