The Empire of Chaos and Order is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Emperor Chaos the First of his name with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, national health service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.735 billion Chaosians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chaosmania. The average income tax rate is 85.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chaosian economy, worth 838 trillion Chaos coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 146,214 Chaos coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Blue bloods are welcome in Chaos and Order, new regulations have put a halt to monkey business, bridge salesmen line up for blocks to make their cases at Emperor Chaos the First of his name's office, and helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chaos and Order's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pepe Cult.

Chaos and Order is ranked 15,500^th in the world and 3^rd in Chaos land for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,968.7 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.